parrillas: multipack: *jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
danielradcliffes: danielradcliffes: danielradcliffes: yo yo yoey vote 4 zoey
4chanofficial: i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
heismyfirstolive: timelordsandhunters: is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
evilnerdproductions: “You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“ “You would be so much cuter with make up-“ “Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“ “You shouldn’t wear that-“ “You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
person: what's your type
So this old guy came into my job with his wife and the whole time he’s talking about how he wasn’t going to marry her and that she wasn’t his wife and he wasn’t getting her anything. It was the best thing ever. But it gets better. He was all “do you wanna know the secret to marriage? Don’t do it. Get a dog because it’ll die soon.” It was the best thing I’ve ever encountered...
titytwochainz: the4mat: How you fight someone who can’t stand????? Man I’ll sit down next to that nigga and whoop his ass