"Triple H, my name is Roman Reigns... And I'm the guy that speared you on Monday night. And I'm standing right here."
put my pussy in a chokehold throw a chair at me
"And this is what white people found funny in 1998." - a White Studies textbook from the year 2500
driving past your old elementary school like
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
"If you’d rather do things that I wouldn’t do, I hate you because I’m an elitist asshole" -metrogoon 2014
ANDDDD THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIINEEEEE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Laying it down Stone Cold style.
This man is the fucking best. So much respect.
We had an intense game of fetch today.
He was huffing and puffing and I had to take a photo!
how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you